How about a joke page

[Old Boy]

I think that a joke page would bring out the humour of motorcyclist as long as they don’t get to rude.

 

[Turbofurball]

Isn't that what the General Tech page is for?

 

[Slopoke]

No, a dedicated joke page would be for those who like jokes. Funny of course but not offensive, which I guess could be a problem in these woke times.....

 

[smilespergallon]

Those who don't read General Tech for the jokes are missing half the value of this forum.

 

[peebee]

 

[Jerk]

I think that a joke page would bring out the humour of motorcyclist as long as they don’t get to rude.

Campfire is your place, my man.

 

[2LZ]

 

[Slopoke]

Clever....

 

[Slopoke]

Found a really inexpensive place as a stop off called the Cafeteria Bacteria.
It's the only place where you can eat dirt, cheap.
Don't laugh at their coffee, you may be old and weak yourself one day.
Their chicken sandwiches are to die for.
You get a huge plate of grub for the price.
(Sorry, misread the board-you get a huge plate of grubs for the price.)

 

[Capt]

Just found out that the guy who invented the motorcycle side car died.
(They buried him next to his grave.)

 

[2LZ]

Remember.......driving in the snow is not for weenies.....

 

[Clampett]

True story. I was one of the 4 workers:
District manager walks in to inspect a new vault. It was state of the art for the organization. Visitors were scheduled from other states to see it and possibly implement it. The district manager wanted to make sure everything was as intended before the guest arrived. She said "Ronnie, you got this place looking great. I see your staff have the standard chairs. Would you like me to supply you with 4 Lazy Boys?".
Ronnie answered "What would I do with 4 more?"

 

[Capt]

Does anyone know why chicken coups only have two doors?

 

[Turbofurball]

Does anyone know why chicken coups only have two doors?

Because if they had 4 they'd be chicken saloons?

 

[Turbofurball]

This thread reminds me of when I took my motorbike test. I sailed right through it ... maybe that's why I failed.

 

[BSA Biker]

 

[Capt]

Because if they had 4 they'd be chicken saloons?

No. If they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans.

 

[Grantboy]

I passed an RAC van parked at the side of the road on the way to work today. As I passed I saw the driver sat with his head in his hands, sobbing uncontrollably.

I thought to myself "he's on his way to a breakdown"

 

[DaddyJack]

 

[BSA Biker]