I like to think I do my homework. Once an analyst by trade, now retired, I still have a tendency to dive far too deep into research. I did the same thing when I was deciding on the Interceptor. No video unwatched, no article unread. I was well-aware of the minor foibles and oddities that the RE may throw me, which is why I ordered new relays even before taking the bike home. Even if the stock relays are good, I'll keep them for spares. Once home, the first thing I did was rinse all the white grease out and install the new relays with dielectric grease, along with lubing the ignition switch and resetting the battery terminals with dielectric grease, as well. Possible roadside stranding hopefully averted. Then came last Monday.
I was riding the Interceptor down to the P.O. box to get the mail. It's about a half hour jaunt on country roads. Fortunately only one creek crossing. Just part of living in the sticks. The RE handled it with ease and the bike was humming along perfectly. I pull up to the Post Office and go inside to get the mail. Once back outside, I put the mail in the side bags, insert the key, plop my fat arse on the seat, hit the start button, nothing.
"Huh?" I thought. I rechecked the switch gear run switch, reset the key, I hear the FI cycle, hit the button. Nothing. OH CRAP! WTH!? I'm not being forsaken by my new RE 650 am I!? The thought of multiple phone calls and a long walk crossed my mind. Reset everything again, nothing. At first what was panic, now became disappointment. My heart sank. Here I've been singing the praises of "the oldest, continuously operating motorcycle company in the World" to all my friends.....just to be sitting there, forlorn, in a post office parking lot, miles from home.
I pulled my helmet off and walked next door to the public park to use the rest room and gather my wits. How can this be happening? On the way back I was going over the sequence of things in my head. I sat back on the seat, put the key in the ignition, switched it on and off and jiggled it a few times, reset the switch gear red switch, heard the FI cycle, pulled in the clutch, hit the button....nothing. Then it dawned on me....I see no neutral light and the side stand was still down. As Homer Simpson would say, "DOH!!!!!!"
Boy, was I glad that I wasn't riding with a buddy.......